I’ve literally ate nothing but chips for three days Guys… I’m chipping out
slothyo: how many followers do i need until people start asking me things
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
liampain: perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
lea-michele: whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
baby-scars: yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...– Robert Tew (via expiry)